Weed, Hash & Penis Pizza
*Theories about the universe* "My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. Madigan does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf, trying to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog's. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself, Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt . " - Blythe Baird December 26, 2019 Years ago, my mom saw this trashy never-to-be-seen-on-box-office movie titled 'Eight; The Power of Shani' (Eight: The Power of Saturn) which was kinda based on the conspiracy theory that a lot of significant events that happ