An Open Letter to Everyone Rich & Famous
Freddie Mercury's voice: Eyyyyyyy-O I was gonna pull an Adam Sandler and start with a "whazzzzzaaaa" because that's how excited I am for the new year (I'm lying, of course) but I realized just because I'm demented doesn't mean I gotta sound demented too. REFERENCE - because I can't let go of the dying law student inside me: 'whazzzzzzaaa' is from the movie That's My Boy which features a High School teacher being impregnated by a teenage student and is from back when our favorite family man Milo Ventimiglia ( Jack Pearson from This Is Us) used to fuck his sister . Yeah, gonna cut down on the bullshit and tell you like it is - the past couple days were super hard on me. No, I didn't starve or die or anything. Just the usual dysfunctional family bullcrap raining down my fantasy world. Depression is like listening to a Lana Del Rey song - you have no fucking idea what's it about, but its disturbing and calming at the same time,...