Part II - The Missing Dog
Fuckboy 101 What they say: “I’m commitment-phobic.” “Relationships suck.” “My ex cheated on me. I don’t think I can get in a serious relationship right now” “Let’s go with the flow” What they mean: Hi, I might not have the patience to go through all the stages of dating before you let me in your pants, so I’m gonna tag along and flirt and be a promiscuous little bitch until we fuck. I might actually begin to like you after that; although the chances of that happening are very grim, but who knows, we could even get exclusive! Sounds improbable, I know, why don’t you sign up and find out? Here’s the problem with most people who’ve been single for too long and let physical appearances cloud their judgment – the moment they meet someone even half as decent or someone who drops in some cheese every now and then – they let their guards down. Astrid was going down the same lane. A week later “Who’re you texting?” Lisa inquired, while they walked towards the ...